Yes sir, Mort, so what were we saying about Nel anna? Were we saying that he’ll trip over the length of his new-found ego and be stepped all over by the Mallu kid? And what a kid he is mon - has got the fight, the hunger and the gumption that reminds one of .. let’s see..umm, a Ganguly? Well, the gumption that is, the dancing reminds one of Mamooty.

Now what does one say about Dada mon. Let’s just reiterate - the guy may be no Bradman but he certainly has what it takes.

Allow me to return to the sights and sounds of what is possibly the most entertaining day of the series. But before I sign off, here’s my next prediction in keeping with my now-established tradition of being right - Dravid’s looking jittery mon, he ought to be careful, wot? More careful than lesser mortals too - the only comeback he is capable of is to come back home to Indiranagar. And they dont have no Karoake bar in that part of town so he could croon away his sorrows.

- Ugly