I don’t normally post forwards. This one, however, was special!
Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School. Needless to say, he never made it…do you wanna know why???? These are the answers he gave …
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
COMA - punctuation mark
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
SECRETION - hiding anything
TABLET - small table
w000t!
Rigged/-
Some more to the list:
- Achilles - Many chillies
- Acne - Painful knee
- Albumen - Indian cricket team
- Analysis - You definitely don’t want me to say that here
- Abdomen - Two guys at a time
I am sure we could have a dictionary on this one.
February 21st, 2007 | #
hilarious…
simply loved it…
n ahnooie.. no posts from u for a long time…
will we see some?
Cheers
February 21st, 2007 | #
Hyph,
I think this dictionary should now move on to other areas of medicine. Like.. I don’t know … Wet Nurse? Do tell!
Riggy
February 21st, 2007 | #