Ugly says:
i have a scheme

Rigged says:
Does it have anything to do with getting a bunch of us together and write on a website ‘collectively’ ????

Ugly says:
lmao - no, how about i finish everything i have to do by 4 and quietly slip out

Rigged says:
Speaking of schemes, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels had a scheme. Wickedest damn thing I ever heard of. Let me IMDB.

Rigged says:
Here’s the scheme -

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Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er… I dunno, “does what no other dildo can do until now”, latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie’s Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn’t get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

Ugly: lmao

Now one of these days, we hope Hyphens turns up (Ahnooie to the rest of you) and we can have one of these conversations with him as well.

Rigged/-