http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view Ugly Rigged Hyphens Thu, 22 May 2008 10:33:44 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It comes more as a shock than surprise that what Jag envisaged, what we promised and what finally came of it is a shameful anomaly. And I have had my fair share too. I have had difficult times followed by abnormal drowsiness but that is no excuse. I opened the website ... http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2008/05/22/miscellaneous/ Spotted this really cool line on a friend's MSN status message. Apparently, he had heard it from his son!   Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!   Sweet!   http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/07/19/up-up-and-away/ A friend (who we shall call Angua*) of a friend (who we shall call Lara*) needed to close a bank account and wrote them a letter. Angua then sent Lara the letter for it to be proof-read. Lara almost suffered a coronary from laughing too much and did what any friend ... http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/07/16/banking-on-them/ Something that I was sent on an sms forward. Cracked me up bigtime. 2002 - Terrorism 2003 - Floods 2004 - Tsunami 2005 - Earthquake 2006 - Rain 2007 - 'Aap Ka Suroor' Still has me chuckling!!! http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/07/10/tragedy-forward/ I spent the last couple of hours this evening checking out Britain's Got Talent on Youtube. After having watched Paul Potts a hundred or so times I decided to check out some of the other talent that Britain had. They had singers, dancers, dance troupes, baton twirlers, cheerleaders, stand up comedians ... http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/07/07/the-younger-years/ This guy's name is Brian. He looks like a regular guy with a regular job. Turns out he does have a day job. He is a wrestling coach in a local high school. On a Friday evening at Inner Harbor, he shouted at passers by to stop and wait to ... http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/07/07/great-balls-of-fire/ Every once in awhile I come across things that simply blow me away. A colleague told me about the Potts phenomenon and I quickly got myself aquainted with it. Like American Idol there is a show in the UK called 'Britains Got Talent' which starred a certain gentleman called Paul ... http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/07/04/a-potty-story/ Thursday, 28 June GP: And, these are my fish. My roommate keeps trying to overfeed them because he thinks they're starving. Me: Do they have names? GP: Yeah, the gold fish are called X-45 and 3PO. Me: Ah. GP: Do you know what the red one is? Me: He's one of those fighters that will ... http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/07/03/a-fish-called-wale/ -Rigged /- http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/06/29/jeen-pool/ -Rigged /- http://retardjigsaw.com/rj_view/2007/06/29/juicy-spell/