The Y2K bug was not only responsible for spawning dime a doze programmers but also instrumental for bringing on consultants. Consultants are phenotypic mutants with extended tailbones and a sixth invisible finger. Hyphens is a consultant. It is believed he is a product of asexual reproduction, which means, he is not attracted to other men. Hyphens lives with his wife, father, mother, brother and sister in Reykjavik. The movie The Klondike Kid is a true life story of Ahnooie. His father and brother run an air conditioner maintenance unit while his wife, mother and sister are training to be Reykjavik’s Only Female Figure Skaters Trying to Walk on Thin Ice.

Prophecies of Hyphens:

# A problem mainly affects countries that follow the Gregorian calendar.

# Contrary to the widespread belief personal computers should be powered on inorder to reboot.

# Apropos, attempting to reboot powered off personal computers can result in personal damage to your foot.

When Hyphens is NOT being a consultant, he is busy singing songs.

Some of the unreleased songs include:

# Genie In a Dildo

# Stuck In a Closet I Can’t Get Out Of

# Country Rogues

# Thes Boobs Were Made For…

# Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Bang

Hyphens was once in love but now she has deflated…