While humans were sending emails, instant messaging and buying their lingerie online, apes were merely shrugging their shoulders and eating bananas. Rigged is a product of computers, by which, I mean, he is a hand-iwork.

Rigged currently resides in Pukapuka with his wife, their baby humanoid named Bajaya and Dogo Argentino named Copernicus. It is believed Pukapuka literally means “beautiful Pukas”. Rigged spends a large part of his life traveling perilously in an effort to find food for his family. Perilous because, he has to fight a neurotic Stenonychosaurus and a genetically modified extra-smart Chasmosaurus to find his way to the nearest McDonald’s.

There is little or no information on what he does for a living but he plans to sell his share of the website as soon as we become famous! He has also been instrumental for initiating and establishing Sex, What The Fuck Is It? (SWTFIT) Currently, he is the Marchioness, Viscount and Earl of the foundation. Rigged also loves old cars, old wine, older women (preferably over the age of 30) but not necessarily in the same order of preference.

When he is not fighting Four-Legged Maniacs, Psychotic Pussies, Purple Fruit Snakes and Sharktopuses, meek-mannered Rigged spends his time riding his horse named Dapple and excogitating Cricket statistics!